Stupid Joke!

What's red all over and it has a name in it's name?
A Frankfurt!
Stupid joke, hey!
So what are you guys doing this holidays?
That's if you have any!
I'm really wanting to see the movie 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix'
I've seen every movie of the Harry Potter so far execpt the latest because it was M rated!

My Project!

Hi,
Hope you like the story!
Today I did my project on the First Fleet.
It was a newspaper and script all about the First Fleet and all the things to know about it.
I got to where this really funky hat called a 'trilby'.
I wore it to assemmbly and at morning play time as well.
On the side it said 'PRESS' in huge writing. It was making a mark so when I went home I took the writing off the hat, then put the hat on again.
Do you know what I mean by 'press'? You should and it dosen't mean like to 'press' something!
At school everyone wanted to press where it said that and was really annoying for me because it hurt a lot.
My dad helped me with the assignment, doing some of the writing and most layout.
Everyone in my class thought it to be really cool!
Even my teacher was impressed!
He really liked the drama in it.
I told my teacher that my dad helped me, and also my mum and that I did it in 'Word'!

A very short story!

Hi guys,
I've got a short story for U!

Once upon a time, ( how boring is that start , but anyway) a little girl was going home when along the she met an odd looking man.
He was wearing black all over.
He said to the girl " Will you come to my house for tea.
The girl said " Okay then," and went with the man.
When they got to the house the man opened the door, and then after the little girl came in he slammed it shut.
"What did you do that for? " Asked the girl.
" I did it because I need prisoners to make me so filthy rich to rule the world!!!!!!" Said the man. But with not a further ado the girl got a knife(that was very blunt and had found it in the kitchen,) and stabbed the man in the heart.
After that she set all the other prisoners and made her way home, before anyone could stop her.

The End...!!!!!!!